You'd be surprised to learn that The Prophets own Rainman is not only a gun drummer, a Crap Culture expert, a top of this world horn blower, and a Super Mario Master, he also likes to think of himself as a bit of a poet.
Here, for your consideration, is one of his works:
'A Day in the Life'
I need to blow my nose
Give me a tissue box
I want some Diet Coke
Bring me...
Diet Coke.
I need to take a shit
I'll be back in just a bit
I want some strawberry flavoured beer
Bring me...
Strawberry flavoured beer
Boobies.
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