The Poetry Of Rainman

You'd be surprised to learn that The Prophets own Rainman is not only a gun drummer, a Crap Culture expert, a top of this world horn blower, and a Super Mario Master, he also likes to think of himself as a bit of a poet.

Here, for your consideration, is one of his works:

'A Day in the Life'
I need to blow my nose
Give me a tissue box
I want some Diet Coke
Bring me...
Diet Coke.
I need to take a shit
I'll be back in just a bit
I want some strawberry flavoured beer
Bring me...
Strawberry flavoured beer
Boobies.

Bakersfield PD - A Very Very Funny Show

Quite probably one of the most underrated yet funniest American sitcoms ever aired. Set in a small town police department, its mixture of gentle humour and absurdism is. quite simply, a joy to watch. If you ever get a chance to see it, don't miss it! this is why: