More Poetry from Rainman

Rainman has been kind enough to grace us with yet another of his pearls from his forthcoming poetry book 'The Rain, Behind':

'My Godiva'
Some need cushion for the pushin'
Some need fiber for their diver
Some keep cruisin' for a bruisin'
I need a horse for My Godiva

And there's all kinds of flowers in the summer
And I find them kind of quaint
You're the Mario to my Warrio
You've the patience of a saint

Specially when I spend so much time...
In the toilet.

The Poetry Of Rainman

You'd be surprised to learn that The Prophets own Rainman is not only a gun drummer, a Crap Culture expert, a top of this world horn blower, and a Super Mario Master, he also likes to think of himself as a bit of a poet.

Here, for your consideration, is one of his works:

'A Day in the Life'
I need to blow my nose
Give me a tissue box
I want some Diet Coke
Bring me...
Diet Coke.
I need to take a shit
I'll be back in just a bit
I want some strawberry flavoured beer
Bring me...
Strawberry flavoured beer
Boobies.

Bakersfield PD - A Very Very Funny Show

Quite probably one of the most underrated yet funniest American sitcoms ever aired. Set in a small town police department, its mixture of gentle humour and absurdism is. quite simply, a joy to watch. If you ever get a chance to see it, don't miss it! this is why:

Red Sea Prophets + Japanese Game shows: Make No Sense

Love those crazy japanese game shows and TV? can't get enough of Red Sea Prophets music? here's a marriage made in heaven...Check it out:



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Masamania.com - Japanese culture report with fucking photo & poor English you never seen at boring CNN, Time or major sophisticated jurnalism

The Prophets all time favourite blogger, Masa San gave us his own, twisted, yet hilarious take on everyday life in Japan. Quite probably the funniest blogger you'll ever come across.
Here's some pearls of wisdom from the man himself:

Quote “Run away after shooting before caught and kicked by ass!”


Quote "I want to tell you how much Japanese business man is tired. I have experience to work in other countries. So I know how hard Japanese business man work comparing with American people, Chinese people and Thailand people.
I never say that all foreign people is lazy. But I never hesitate to say that Jap is fucking hard worker."

Unfortunately, masmania.com is currently off line, but if anybody knows anything about MasaSan, please let us know!

Flight of The Concords

Currently The Prophets favourite band, these guys are simply hilarious...

Check out their hard hitting expose on the current state of affairs...


And their ode to 'The Most Beautiful Girl In The Room'...priceless...

Who are The Prophets?

The members of Red Sea Prophets met each other in Vietnam, whilst searching for the fabled lost city of Long Bank. Legend has it that the city was built during the D’ouma dynasty by Emperor Can Lu, and at the end of Long Bank laid riches beyond imagining. They started playing music as a way to: 1. Pass away the sleepless hot nights in the jungle, and 2. Keep the animals away. To, as they put it, ‘Kill two birds with one song’. As the search went on, the party run out of shaving cream, and so started spotting long flowing beards. So long in fact, the locals they encountered started referring to them as the wise men or the prophets, and so the name stuck. But why Red Sea??? The local guide they hired to take them to Long Bank was blind as a bat and a North Korean refugee to boot. ‘We just thought he wore dark glasses ‘cos the sun was always so strong’ the boys said afterwards. Afraid of being deported back to North Korea and unfamiliar with the Vietnamese landscape, their guide, strangely named Darren, takes The Prophets on an increasingly wild goose chase. Eventually they realize they’re even more lost than the guys from the TV show, when they find themselves at the shore of The Red Sea, in Egypt. Their blind North Korean guide is nowhere to be seen. Broke but never broken, the boys spend the next few months doing a variety of odd jobs in order to pay their airfares back to Australia; trying their hand at amongst other things: extras in the local version of ‘The Nanny’, exotic belly dancers, and enter the local show ‘Egypt’s got Talent’; where they reach the finals with their song ‘The Great Unknown’, only to be beaten by a dancing camel doing The Nutcracker. On their return to Australia, the boys make two momentous decisions: 1. They will shave their beards 2. They will learn to count cards and make a fortune playing blackjack. They pull off the first part without a hitch, but the second one ends in disaster and they lose all their savings plus more. In desperation they go back to music. Now The Red Sea Prophets ask for your support, so the can pay back the money they owe to the Chinese mafia and keep all their limbs intact. Please give generously…
Check out The Great Unknown by Red Sea Prophets



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